VampiricRambo

[]I'm SKINNY, so i MUST be anorexic
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
[]I'm B LACK [or part] so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[]I'm a BISEXUAL, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so i MUST be a bitch
[]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so i WILL go to hell
[x]I'm a CHRISTIAN, so i MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[]I'm RELIGIOUS, so i MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[]I'm INDIAN [or part], so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN/CANADIAN, so i MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[ I like WEARING SKIRTS, so i MUST be a slut
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so i MUST be goth or emo.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ I'm ITALIAN, and not a girl, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be easy and sleep around.
[]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so i MUST have no social life.
[]I DYE MY HAIR, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so i MUST be looking for attention.
[]I'm LIKE THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
[x]I HAVE A FEW BOY FRIENDS, so i MUST be fucking them all.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[]I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so MUST be a poser
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[]Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[]Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x]I'm SINGLE so i MUST be ugly.
[]I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
[]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
[]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND AT SCHOOL, so I MUST be a geek.
[ ]I'm BLACK [or part] so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
[]I'm WHITE and i have black friends so i MUST be a WANKSTA.
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so i MUST be a loser
[x]I'm NOT STICK THIN, so i MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so i MUST be neive.
[ ]I'm an IMMIGRANT, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so i MUST love to drink and party
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[]I hang out with teenagers who are drinkers and smokers, so i MUST drink and smoke too.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so i MUST think little of those who dont.
[x]I don't ALWAYS like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR so i must be crazy.
[x]I'll tell people OFF, so i MUST be a controlling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so i MUST be a bitch.
[]My bestfriend IS a GUY, so I MUST be sleeping with him.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
[]I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[ ]I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[ ]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[ ]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT, so i MUST be a condisending know it all (well I do consider myself intelligent ;) )
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[]I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
[x]I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[x]I'm CANADIAN, so i MUST talk in a funny accent.
[]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[x]I'm CANADIAN so i MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
[]I'm a TEENAGER, so i MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
[x]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so i MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x]I CHAT, so i MUST be having cyber sex
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[]I like CARTOONS, so i MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so i MUST be a LONER.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[]I CURSE, so i MUST be a BAD INFLUENCE.
[x]I like GAMING, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I'm STRONG so i MUST be stupid (well, I'm kinda strong :P)
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
[ ]I tease my hear and wear eyeliner so i MUST be an EMO WANNABE
[ ]I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[ ]I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[ ]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[]I am friends with a CUTTER, so i MUST be a CUTTER too
[ ]I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[x ]I can't help pointing out mistakes so i MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
[x]I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I HAVE problems.
[x]I like FIRE so i MUST be an arsonist
[x]I'm a PERSON so i MUST be LABELED

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.
Tag 10 people

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[x] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[x]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[x]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ]Bald = with herpes
[ ]Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[x]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = My Bestfriend
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[x]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a dildo
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ]Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cunt

This might be personal, can you handle it?
Why not ;)

Have you ever been called a slut?
yeah

Do you think somebody's in love with you?
well ABSOLUTELY! (huh, no... what a nad joke :P)

Do you consider yourself lucky?
depends on what :P

I bet you miss somebody right now?
nah

I bet you're thinking about someone right now?
nah

Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
yeah *weird look* why wouldn't I be okay?

Do you tell people you're okay when you're really not?
lol, yeah

Have you ever felt worthless?
... everybody does once in a while.......

What do you have pierced on you?
nothing... and I don't want anything :P

Have you ever been on a blind date?
nah

When is the last time you saw fireworks?
hm.... this summer

Are you taller than your mom?
a little shorter.... grrr...

What are you planning on doing after this survey?
doin' homework....

Next time you will kiss someone?
by the way, this isn't really a question...

Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
- NO FUCKIN' COMMENT -

What is bothering you right now?
the previous question

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
too often xD

Lose a best friend lately?
nope

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
today? nah...

What are you eating for dinner tonight?
chinese noodles... cause I decided so xD

What are you listening to?
well... nothing reminds me that I wanted to turn my stereo on :D *Black Ice CD starts playin' in the background*

Do you like winter?
YES

Do you regret anything?
... actually.. probably not

What are you excited about?
... my fabulous homework... not...

Do you like to cuddle?
hmmm.... depends :P

When was the last time you saw your father?
yesterday

Have you ever had pink eye?
... what do you mean by pinkk eye?

When you last got dressed, did you put on your bottoms or your top first?
bottoms

Have you ever dropped your cell phone in the water?
nope :)

Are there any stressful situations in your life?
... for the moment... I don't think so...

How many months until your birthday?
man... less than 3 :O

Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
not for the moment...

Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
damn, no

Will you be in a relationship next month?
in my case, we call that DREAMING xD

Anyone you're giving up on?
... don't think so

Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
nope

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
yeah...

Are you easily bothered?
I don't think so

Are you nice to everyone?
unless you annoy me, I'll be nice :P

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your best friend?
... don't think so

Are you wild and crazy?
ask people around me, can't judge myself ;)

Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
my wonderful self...

Wearing any bracelets?
nah

Are you any different now than you were a year ago?
let me think... YES... and my god, it's better like this :D (physically AND mentally)

Is anything upsetting you right now?
... I wanna go rent some movies......

Do you hate being alone?
I don't hate solitude :P

If you could have one person with you right now, who would it be?
... a friend, whoever feels like havin' some company :P

Does anyone know your passwords other than you?
no

Are you happy with your looks?
They need a little more work ;) Let's keep sculptin' it!

Do you enjoy drama?
... what kind of drama? (usually.. no)

Are you short?
kinda :(

Do you like someone?
no

What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
depends who it is

Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yeah

Do you think you're conceited?
no?

Are you a bitch?
I'm the worst kind you'll ever meet. I will tell you the truth :O (seriously, I don't consider myself bitch...)

Do you dress up on Halloween?
always XD

Are you double jointed?
no

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
in a sand pit?

Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
dunno....

Do you call anybody by their last name?
I don't think so

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
let's face it.... I normally like light haired guys XD (but DARK isn't bad either :P )

Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
nope

Do you have a best friend?
I don't actually do the distinction...

Have you ever had your heart broken?
nah

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
seriously? no. I'd rather work it out by myself... or do with it.

Do you like your life?
kinda

Do you shop at hollister?
nope

Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no chance man XD

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
nope

Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
more girls I'd say

How long have you had myspace?
never had myspace XD

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
don't think so... If I did, I probably ended laughing (while cryin') myself to sleep xD

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yeah...

Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
nope

Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
yeah

Do you ever wish you were famous?
yeah... but afterwards I tell myself... MAN YOU'RE BETTER LIKE YOU ARE! ;)

Nature fades

It's a pitiless fate

But my honour, I shall always keep

When I will fall in my eternal sleep

As my body shall nourish the earth

In return of my scanty existence


If I ever vanish from this eternal circle

A million lives shall follow my path

This cycle shall never be broken


After all...

It would be the ideal way to sink into oblivion

Ceux qui sont morts aux Thermopyles
Connaissent et la gloire et le sort le plus beau.
Car ils ont des autels et non pas des tombeaux,
Non pas des larmes mais des hymnes,
Nos louanges au lieu de nos gémissements.
Et la rouille ou le temps qui toute chose mine
N'attaque pas ce monument.

L'urne où repose en paix les cendres des héros
A pris à la patrie sa gloire la plus claire.
Ah! j'en atteste Sparte et son Roi, dont si haut
Brillent à tout jamais la gloire et la lumière.